A marriage license is a
A marriage license is a license which allows a woman to drive a man! WHEN YOU SAY “I DO” , “YOUR DONE”! A wife’s view point! “What’s “hers is hers”! And “What’s yours is hers also”! Remember! If she ain’t happy, you ain’t happy either! When I said, “I DO”! She said, “OH NO YOU DON’T”! If my wife ran the world ,there wouldn’t be any wars… But there wouldn’t be any peace either!
- I believe strongly in the rights of women… my mother is a woman, my sister is a woman, my daughter is a woman, my wife is a woman. – Abdullah of Saudi Arabia
- If your wife wants to learn to drive, don’t stand in her way.
- Marriage is a workshop…where husband works & wife shops.
- Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
- “Happy is the man with a wife to tell him what to do and a secretary to do it.” – Lord Mancroft
- The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – H. Prochnow
- A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. – Honore De Balzac
- The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – E. Joseph Cossman
- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. – Anonymous
- Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way the the other to let her have it. – Lyndon B. Johnson