Last night I dreamed I ate a ten pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.
– Tommy Cooper
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- I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone. – Tommy Cooper
- Last night I dreamed I had insomnia. I woke up exhausted, yet too well rested to go back to sleep. – Bob Ingman
- I dreamed a thousand new paths. I woke and walked my old one. – Chinese Proverb
- I slept, and dreamed that life was Beauty; I woke, and found that life was Duty. – Ellen Sturgis Hooper
- Last night I was dreamed that I was chasing a pack of wolves, trying to belong. – Anonymous
- I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, ‘I’ll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.’ – Tina Fey
- I think if you ask any of us here, we all dreamed of ending up on Saturday Night Live. I remember thinking, ‘I’ll just keep doing this as long as I can get away with it.’ – Tina Fey
- I don’t have everything I want, but I do have all I need. I woke up with some aches and pains, but I woke up. My life may not be perfect, but I am blessed.
- All Bicycles weigh 50 pounds;A 30 pound bicycle needs a 20 pound lock.A 40 pound bicycle needs a 10 pound lock. A 50 pound bicycle doesn’t need a lock. – Bicycle Law
- Someday I’ll be a weather-beaten skull resting on a grass pillow, Serenaded by a stray bird or two. Kings and commoners end up the same, No more enduring than last night’s dream. – Ryokan