Diets like clothes should be
Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you.
– Joan Rivers
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- I get butterflies before I go out to say hello at a party. – Joan Rivers
- Every television show you go on is a choice. – Joan Rivers
- Looking fifty is great… if you’re sixty. – Joan Rivers
- My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers
- Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can’t dress. – Joan Rivers
- My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers
- If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers
- Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can’t dress. – Joan Rivers
- I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. – Joan Rivers
- Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers