Santa Claus has the right idea – visit people only once a year.
– Victor Borge
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- Santa Claus has the right idea: Visit people once a year. – Victor Borge
- I had this grand idea that Elvira’s kind of the Santa Claus of Halloween – at the malls, you’d have an Elvira there. Girls would dress as Elvira just like guys dress as Santa Claus, and it’s not the real thing, but they’ll pose for pictures, sign autographs. Of course, I couldn’t go around to
- Laughter is the closest distance between two people. – Victor Borge
- Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. – Victor Borge
- More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good. – Linda Sunshine
- Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven. – H. L. Mencken
- He was happily married but his wife wasn’t. – Victor Borge
- “Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God.” – Scott Dikkers
- I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighbourhood after dark. – Dick Gregory
- “I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.” – Shirley Temple