Why should anyone steal a watch when he could steal a bicycle?
– Flann O’Brien
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- When money’s tight and hard to get And your horse is also ran, When all you have is a heap of debt A PINT OF PLAIN IS YOUR ONLY MAN. – Flann O’Brien
- Some day we’re gonna have interactive television where you can pick the shot that you want. You can watch defense, or you can watch the end-zone shot, or you can watch an isolated shot of Terance Mathis or whoever you want to. Because right now, the only thing that you watch is what the producer
- The bicycle, the bicycle surely, should always be the vehicle of novelists and poets. – Christopher Morley
- I love the bicycle. I always have. I can think of no sincere, decent human being, male or female, young or old, saintly or sinful, who can resist the bicycle. – William Saroyan
- The bicycle is the most civilized conveyance known to man. Other forms of transport grow daily more nightmarish.Only the bicycle remains pure in heart. – Iris Murdoch
- All Bicycles weigh 50 pounds;A 30 pound bicycle needs a 20 pound lock.A 40 pound bicycle needs a 10 pound lock. A 50 pound bicycle doesn’t need a lock. – Bicycle Law
- A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. – Theodore Roosevelt
- A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. – Theodore Roosevelt
- A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. – Theodore Roosevelt
- A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. – Theodore Roosevelt