Will Rogers - Page 4

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
– Will Rogers

So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town gossip.
– Will Rogers

Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
– Will Rogers

You know horses are smarter than people. You never heard of a horse going broke betting on people.
– Will Rogers

Liberty doesn’t work as well in practice as it does in speeches.
– Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh.
– Will Rogers

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid for cars be allowed to use the highways.
– Will Rogers

If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
– Will Rogers

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
– Will Rogers

People that pay for things never complain. It’s the guy you give something to that you can’t please.
– Will Rogers

You can’t say that civilization don’t advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
– Will Rogers

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
– Will Rogers

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn’t have to advertise it.
– Will Rogers

Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb.
– Will Rogers

An economist’s guess is liable to be as good as anybody else’s.
– Will Rogers

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
– Will RogersI

People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
– Will Rogers