Will Rogers - Page 2

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
– Will Rogers

Good judgment is based on experience, and a lot of that comes from
bad judgment.
– Will Rogers

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
– Will Rogers

Another way to solve the traffic problems of this country is to pass a law that only paid for cars be allowed to use the highways.
– Will Rogers

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented.
– Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
– Will Rogers

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium; unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach.
– Will Rogers

If I studied all my life, I couldn’t think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.
– Will Rogers

Money and women are the most sought after and the least known about of any two things we have.
– Will Rogers

Successful colleges will start laying plans for a new stadium;unsuccessful ones will start hunting a new coach.
– Will Rogers

Golf is a wonderful exercise. You can stand on your feet for hours, watching somebody else putt.
– Will Rogers

There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
– Will Rogers

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can’t it get us out?
– Will Rogers

I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat!
– Will Rogers

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.
– Will Rogers

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.
– Will Rogers

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.
– Will Rogers

Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save.
– Will Rogers

Diplomats are just as essential in starting a war as soldiers are in finishing it.
– Will Rogers

Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back.
– Will Rogers