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The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That’s one thing about a little education. It spoils you for actual work. The more you know the more you think somebody owes you a living.

– Will Rogers

Make crime pay Become a

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer.

– Will Rogers

If there are no dogs

“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”

– Will Rogers

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
-Will Rogers

Even If You Are On The Right Track

What the country needs is dirtier fingernails and cleaner minds.
– Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don’t have for something they don’t need.
– Will Rogers

Too many people spend money they earned..to buy things they don’t want..to impress people that they don’t like.
– Will Rogers

Things ain’t what they used to be and probably never was.
– Will Rogers

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
– Will Rogers

There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.
– Will Rogers

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.
– Will Rogers

I was just thinking, if it is really religion with these nudist colonies, they sure must turn atheists in the wintertime.
– Will Rogers

You can’t say that civilization don’t advance, however, for in every war they kill you in a new way.
– Will Rogers

Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.
– Will Rogers

Will Rogers

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
– Will Rogers

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
– Will Rogers

Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.
– Will Rogers

The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them.
– Will Rogers

I’m not a member of any organized political party, I’m a Democrat!
– Will Rogers

Be thankful we’re not getting all the government we’re paying for.
– Will Rogers