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I always felt that it

I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny. And I discovered a lot of great writers that went on to do a lot of great shows like ‘Seinfeld,’ ‘Friends,’ you know, ‘Three and a Half Men.’

– Roseanne Barr

Birth control that really works – every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
– Roseanne Barr

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it.
– Roseanne Barr