P. J. O’Rourke

You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money.
– P. J. O’Rourke

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter.
– P. J. O’Rourke

Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs.
– P.J. O’Rourke

Every government is a parliament of whores. The trouble is, in a democracy, the whores are us.
– P. J. O’Rourke

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
– P. J. O’Rourke

A nation with a goofy foreign policy needs a very serious policy of defense.
– P. J. O’Rourke

Drugs have taught an entire generation of American kids the metric system.
– P.J. O’Rourke

Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
– P.J. O’Rourke