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Let’s reintroduce corporal punishment in

Let’s reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools – and use it on the teachers.

– P. J. O’Rourke

The problem when comparing contemporary

The problem, when comparing contemporary television to television in 1974, is that TV has become not just bad but sad.

– P. J. O’Rourke

The two most frightening words

The two most frightening words in Washington are ‘bipartisan consensus.’ Bipartisan consensus is when my doctor and my lawyer agree with my wife that I need help.

– P. J. O’Rourke

Golf combines two favorite American

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

– P.J. O’Rourke

Golf combines two favorite American

Golf combines two favorite American pastimes: taking long walks and hitting things with a stick.

– P.J. O’Rourke

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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
– P. J. O’Rourke

Don’t send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.
– P. J. O’Rourke

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Making fun of born again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
– P. J. O’Rourke

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys.
– P. J. O’Rourke

If government were a product, selling it would be illegal.
– P. J. O’Rourke

I like to do my principal research in bars, where people are more likely to tell the truth or, at least, lie less convincingly than they do in briefings and books.
– P.J. O’Rourke

If you are young and you drink a great deal it will spoil your health, slow your mind, make you fat – in other words, turn you into an adult.
– P.J. O’Rourke