A man’s face is his autobiography. A woman’s face is her work of fiction.
– Oscar Wilde
The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him.
– Oscar Wilde
I think that God in creating Man some what over estimated his ability.
– Oscar Wilde
Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
– Oscar Wilde
A man can’t be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
– Oscar Wilde
I can resist everything except temptation.
– Oscar Wilde
Now and then it is a joy to have one’s table red with wine and roses.
– Oscar Wilde
Who, being loved, is poor?
– Oscar Wilde
Laughter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship, and it is far the best ending for one.
– Oscar Wilde
True friends stab you in the front.
– Oscar Wilde
I never go without my dinner. No one ever does, except vegetarians and people like that.
– Oscar Wilde
No man is rich enough to buy back his past.
– Oscar Wilde
A thing is not necessarily true because a man dies for it.
– Oscar Wilde
The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.
– Oscar Wilde
The truth is rarely pure and never simple.
– Oscar Wilde
Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you.
– Oscar Wilde
The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.
– Oscar Wilde
A cigarette is the perfect type of a perfect pleasure. It is exquisite, and it leaves one unsatisfied. What more can one want?
– Oscar Wilde
He hasn’t one redeeming vice.
– Oscar Wilde
Football is all very well a good game for rough girls, but not for delicate boys.
– Oscar Wilde