Mark Twain - Page 15

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.
– Mark Twain

When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
– Mark Twain

The first half of life consists of the capacity to enjoy without the chance; the last half consists of the chance without the capacity.
– Mark Twain

Consider well the proportion of things. It is better to be a young June bug, than an old bird of paradise.
– Mark Twain

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
– Mark Twain

Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
– Mark Twain