Mark Twain Quotes

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If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
– Mark Twain

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Advertisements contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
– Mark Twain

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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
– Mark Twain

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Anyone who can only think of only one way to spell a word obviously lacks imagination.
– Mark Twain

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Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.
– Mark Twain

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To cease smoking is the easiest thing. I ought to know. I’ve done it a thousand times.
– Mark Twain

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Loyalty to a petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
– Mark Twain

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Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.
– Mark Twain

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Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination.
– Mark Twain

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
– Mark Twain

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I was seldom able to see an opportunity until it had ceased to be one.
– Mark Twain

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
– Mark Twain

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Let us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.
– Mark Twain

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If you tell the truth you don’t have to remember anything.
– Mark Twain

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
– Mark Twain

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When a teacher calls a boy by his entire name, it means trouble.
– Mark Twain

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When in doubt, tell the truth.
– Mark Twain

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A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
– Mark Twain

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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
– Mark Twain

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In the spring I have counted one hundred and thirty-six different kinds of weather inside of four and twenty hours.
– Mark Twain