Lenny Bruce

“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses.”

– Lenny Bruce

The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter.
– Lenny Bruce

I won’t say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We used to write essays like ‘What I’m going to be if I grow up.
– Lenny Bruce

Take away the right to say “fuck” and you take away the right to say “fuck the government.”
– Lenny Bruce