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Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
– Kin Hubbard

Lack of pep is often mistaken for patience.
– Kin Hubbard

A loafer always has the correct time.
– Kin Hubbard

Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
– Kin Hubbard

It’s pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed.
– Kin Hubbard

Making a long stay short is a great aid to popularity.
– Kin Hubbard

There isn’t much to be seen in a little town, but what you hear makes up for it.
– Kin Hubbard

The alimentary canal is thirty two feet long. You control only the first three inches of it. Control it well.
– Kin Hubbard

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.
– Kin Hubbard

Who recalls when folks got along without something if it cost too much?
– Kin Hubbard

Some folks pay a compliment like they went down in their pocket for it.
– Kin Hubbard

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.
– Kin Hubbard

No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone; any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
– Kin Hubbard

When a fellow says it ain’t the money but the principle of the thing, it’s the money.
– Kin Hubbard

Next to a circus there ain’t nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.
– Kin Hubbard

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny.
– Kin Hubbard

Beauty is only skin deep,but it’s a valuable asset if you’re poor or haven’t any sense.
– Kin Hubbard