Karl Lagerfeld

When people talk about the good old days, I say to people, ‘It’s not the days that are old, it’s you that’s old.’ I hate the good old days. What is important is that today is good.
– Karl Lagerfeld

I drink Diet Coke from the minute I get up to the minute I go to bed.

– Karl Lagerfeld

I never had to learn English, French and German because I was brought up as all three languages. I had a private French teacher before I even went to school. That helped a lot.

– Karl Lagerfeld

“Absurdity and anti—absurdity are the two poles of creative energy.”

– Karl Lagerfeld

“When you hear designers complaining about the challenge of their profession, you have to say: don’t get carried away—it’s only dresses.”

– Karl Lagerfeld

“I’m a very down-to-earth person, but it is my job to make that earth more pleasant.”

– Karl Lagerfeld

“What I’ve done, Coco Chanel would never have done. She would have hated it.”

– Karl Lagerfeld

“Trendy is the last stage before tacky.”

– Karl Lagerfeld

“Dieting is the only game where you win when you lose!”

– Karl Lagerfeld

It would have been difficult to have an ugly daughter.
– Karl Lagerfeld

I think tattoos are horrible. It’s like living in a Pucci dress full-time.
– Karl Lagerfeld