Josh Billings

If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any safety.

– Josh Billings

Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing till it gets there.
– Josh Billings

Be like a postage stamp-stick to one thing until you get there.
– Josh Billings

The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
– Josh Billings

There’s a great power in words, if you don’t hitch too many of them together.
– Josh Billings

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.”
– Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself.
– Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that will love you more than you love yourself.
– Josh Billings

The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
– Josh Billings

Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I’d try a revolver first.
– Josh Billings

The trouble with most folks isn’t so much their ignorance, as knowing so many things that ain’t so.
– Josh Billings

Genius ain’t anything more than elegant common sense.
– Josh Billings

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
– Josh Billings

If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We couldn’t even eat hash with safety.
– Josh Billings

Experience makes more timid men than it does wise ones.
– Josh Billings

Man was created a little lower than the angels, and has been getting lower ever since.
– Josh Billings

Laughter is the sensation of feeling good all over and showing it principally in one place.
– Josh Billings

Love is like the measles; we cant have it bad but oust, and the later in life we have it the tuffer it goes with us.
– Josh Billings

Life is short, but it’s long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined.
– Josh Billings

Knowledge is like money: the more one gets, the more one craves.
– Josh Billings