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Books the children of the

Books, the children of the brain.

– Jonathan Swift

Books the children of the

Books, the children of the brain.

– Jonathan Swift

The best doctors in the

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.

– Jonathan Swift

That was excellently observed say

“That was excellently observed’, say I, when I read a passage in an author, where his opinion agrees with mine. When we differ, there I pronounce him to be mistaken.”

– Jonathan Swift

May you live all the

“May you live all the days of your life.”

– Jonathan Swift

Vanity is a natural object of temptation to a woman.
– Jonathan Swift

May you live all the days of your life.
– Jonathan Swift

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I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home.
– Jonathan Swift

May you live all the days of your life.
– Jonathan Swift

We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.
– Jonathan Swift

We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love.
– Jonathan Swift

For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
– Jonathan Swift

May you live all the days of your life.
– Jonathan Swift

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.
– Jonathan Swift

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War! that mad game the world so loves to play.
– Jonathan Swift

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.
– Jonathan Swift

Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.
– Jonathan Swift

Complaint is the largest tribute heaven receives and the sincerest part of our devotion.
– Jonathan Swift

Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we converse. Whoever makes the fewest people uneasy is the best bred in the room.
– Jonathan Swift

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
– Jonathan Swift