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Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.
– Homer J Simpson

Trying is the first step to failure.
– Homer J Simpson

Operator, give me the number for 911!
– Homer J Simpson

There is a strength in the union of very sorry men.
– Homer J Simpson

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you’re prejudiced against all races.
– Homer J Simpson

I’m in no condition to drive…wait! I shouldn’t listen to myself, I’m drunk!
– Homer J. Simpson

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’.
– Homer J Simpson

In youth and beauty wisdom is but rare!
– Homer J Simpson

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The outcome of the war is in our hands; the outcome of words is in the council.
– Homer J Simpson

And pines with thirst amidst a sea of waves.
– Homer J Simpson

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If you don’t like your job you don’t strike. You just go in every day and do it really half assed. That’s the American way.
– Homer J Simpson

There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.
– Homer J Simpson

Even where sleep is concerned, too much is a bad thing.
– Homer J Simpson

In this house, we OBEY the laws of thermodynamics!
– Homer J Simpson

All men have need of the gods.
– Homer J Simpson

The Internet? Is that thing still around?
– Homer J Simpson

The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
– Homer J Simpson

It behooves a father to be blameless if he expects his child to be.
– Homer J Simpson

Now deep in ocean sunk the lamp of light, And drew behind the cloudy vale of night.
– Homer J Simpson

Who ne’er knew salt, or heard the billows roar.
– Homer J Simpson