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It takes a woman twenty

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

– Helen Rowland

It takes one woman twenty

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son – and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

– Helen Rowland

Life begins at but so

Life begins at 40 – but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.

– Helen Rowland

Life begins on your 40th birthday. But so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
– Helen Rowland

What most persons consider as virtue, after the age of 40 is simply a loss of energy.
– Helen Rowland

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
– Helen Rowland

The follies which a man regrets most in his life are those which he didn’t commit when he had the opportunity.
– Helen Rowland

Why does a man take it for granted that a girl who flirts with him wants him to kiss her–when, nine times out of ten, she only wants him to want to kiss her?
– Helen Rowland

Now a days love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
– Helen Rowland