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I find television very educating

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

– Groucho Marx

I find television very educational

I find television very educational. Every time someone switches it on I go into another room and read a good book.

– Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
– Groucho Marx

I didn’t like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions – the curtain was up.
– Groucho Marx

I’ve had a wonderful evening – but this wasn’t it.
– Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
– Groucho Marx

I’ve got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
– Groucho Marx

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
– Groucho Marx

Women should be obscene and not heard.
– Groucho Marx

As you journey through [life], you will encounter all sorts of these nasty little upsets, and you will either learn to adjust yourself to them or gradually go nuts.
– Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.
– Groucho Marx

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn’t it.
– Groucho Marx

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She’s afraid that if she leaves, she’ll become the life of the party.
– Groucho Marx

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The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
– Groucho Marx

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?
– Groucho Marx

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I’ll never know.
– Groucho Marx

I don’t have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They’re upstairs in my socks.
– Groucho Marx

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I’ve got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
– Groucho Marx

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.
– Groucho Marx

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
– Groucho Marx