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Food is an important part

Food is an important part of a balanced diet.

– Fran Lebowitz

Very few people possess true

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.

– Fran Lebowitz

Do not on a rainy

Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, because I assure you that what he feels like doing, you won’t feel like watching.

– Fran Lebowitz

The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
– Fran Lebowitz

Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
– Fran Lebowitz

Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
– Fran Lebowitz

Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
– Fran Lebowitz

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater… suggest that he wear a tail.
– Fran Lebowitz

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
– Fran Lebowitz

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Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep.
– Fran Lebowitz

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Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
– Fran Lebowitz

As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you.
– Fran Lebowitz

Life is something that happens when you can’t get to sleep.
– Fran Lebowitz

The opposite of talking is not listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
– Fran Lebowitz

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Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
– Fran Lebowitz

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Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he’s buying.
– Fran Lebowitz

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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
– Fran Lebowitz

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My favorite animal is steak.
– Fran Lebowitz

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
– Fran Lebowitz

Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
– Fran Lebowitz