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I am thankful the most

I am thankful the most important key in history was invented. It’s not the key to your house, your car, your boat, your safety deposit box, your bike lock or your private community. It’s the key to order, sanity, and peace of mind. The key is ‘Delete.’

– Elayne Boosler

I have always put my

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I have always put my own money into Tails of Joy. For years, every time a dog walked by, my husband would say, ‘There goes our beach house.’

– Elayne Boosler

When women are depressed they

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

– Elayne Boosler

UGLINESS n A gift of

UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.

– Elayne Boosler

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It’s a whole different way of thinking.
– Elayne Boosler