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If God had wanted us

If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he would have made them cute and furry.
– Dave Barry

Violence and smut are of

Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television without seeing them, although sometimes you have to hunt around.

– Dave Barry

The nuclear generator of brain

The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.

– Dave Barry

The problem with winter sports

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place in winter.

– Dave Barry

The Internet transforming society and

The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat.

– Dave Barry

Nobody cares if you can’t

“Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance. ”

– Dave Barry

Thanks to modern medical advances

Thanks to modern medical advances such as antibiotics, nasal spray, and Diet Coke, it has become routine for people in the civilized world to pass the age of 40, sometimes more than once.

– Dave Barry

It is inhumane in my

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.”

– Dave Barry

Genuine Medical Need For Coffee

Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
– Dave Barry

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
– Dave Barry

Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
– Dave Barry

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Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is a cow that has been dropped out of a helicopter.
– Dave Barry

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for the opportunity to rain on a tent.
– Dave Barry

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
– Dave Barry

Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business.
– Dave Barry

Camping: nature’s way of promoting the motel industry.
– Dave Barry

Dog sled riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.
– Dave Barry

You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, My God, you’re RIGHT! I NEVER would’ve thought of that!
– Dave Barry

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, My God, you’re right! I never would’ve thought of that!
– Dave Barry

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well.Just get up and dance.
– Dave Barry