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Is it really that important

Is it really that important? It’s just television, for God’s sake. It’s not medicine or something.

– Craig Ferguson

It’s the beauty and curse

It’s the beauty and curse of doing a daily show. Some days you’ve got nothing to talk about and other days Dick Cheney shoots his lawyer in the face and everyone is happy.

– Craig Ferguson

Anyone who’s just driven yards

“Anyone who’s just driven 90 yards against huge men trying to kill them has earned the right to do Jazz hands. ”

– Craig Ferguson

If a man doesn’t know

“If a man doesn’t know how to dance he doesn’t know how to make love, there I said it!”

– Craig Ferguson

I love zombies If any

“I love zombies. If any monster could River dance, it would be zombies.”

– Craig Ferguson

I’ve started looking at my

I’ve started looking at my own father a bit funny. He assures me, though, that I really am the son of a Scottish postman.

– Craig Ferguson