Bill Vaughan

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on new year’s eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves.

– Bill Vaughan

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
– Bill Vaughan

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
– Bill Vaughan

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
– Bill Vaughan

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
– Bill Vaughan

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.
– Bill Vaughan