You know you re getting
You know you’re getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It’s like, ‘See if you can blow this out.’
– Jerry Seinfeld
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- I personally have dealt with any adversity in my life with humor. That’s why I told America to ‘Read my hips!’ on ‘Dancing With the Stars’ or was happy to play along with Jason Alexander and Jerry Seinfeld in the great restaurant scene on ‘Seinfeld.’ – Marlee Matlin
- Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. – Jerry Seinfeld
- My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that’s the law. – Jerry Seinfeld
- The more candles on the cake, the harder they are to blow out.
- Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God’s final word on where your lips end. – Jerry Seinfeld
- Be able to blow out a dinner candle without sending wax flying across the table. – Marilyn vos Savant
- That’s the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me. – Jerry Seinfeld
- Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. – Jerry Seinfeld
- Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason. – Jerry Seinfeld
- “Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there’s no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.” – Jerry Seinfeld