When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.
– Anonymous
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- My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of. Lord only knows. – Anonymous
- On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument. – Anonymous
- Take me to Happy Birthday Land. It’s open 364 days of the year, and the one day of the year it’s closed for cleaning happens to be my birthday. – Jarod Kintz
- A birthday is a time to reflect on the year gone by, but to also set your goals for the upcoming year. – Anonymous
- I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it. – Anonymous
- At least you’re not as old as you will be next year! Happy Birthday! – Anonymous
- The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – H. Prochnow
- The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – E. Joseph Cossman
- Birthday Bring Along A truly wonderful chance to leave aside every care and simply enjoy. Have An Extra – Special Birthday. – Anonymous
- Memory is what tells a man that his wife’s birthday was yesterday. – Mario Rocco