On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.
– Anonymous
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- When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off. – Anonymous
- I never forget my wife’s birthday. It’s usually the day after she reminds me about it. – Anonymous
- My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of. Lord only knows. – Anonymous
- My happiest memory of childhood was my first birthday in reform school. This teacher took an interest in me. In fact, he gave me the first birthday presents I ever got: a box of Cracker Jacks and a can of ABC shoe polish. – Flip Wilson
- The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – H. Prochnow
- The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. – E. Joseph Cossman
- Birthday Bring Along A truly wonderful chance to leave aside every care and simply enjoy. Have An Extra – Special Birthday. – Anonymous
- Memory is what tells a man that his wife’s birthday was yesterday. – Mario Rocco
- There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents … and only one for birthday presents, you know. – Anonymous
- There are always three speeches, for every one you actually gave. The one you practiced, the one you gave, and the one you wish you gave. – Dale Carnegie