Funny Poems - Page 3

Computer Knows

As a programmer,I started creating my Girl,
Simple Smiley, hands with Bangles,Bindi on Forehead, long hair,
Oops! Computer displayed message.“Expired olden version, upgrade to Jeans”
Alas! Computer too knows.

Who the Man?

Gorgeous, good looking, handsome man with oozing sex appeal
Like to chat and talk a lot about life and love life
Everything he does comes out naturally
Not a chance for a dull moment with him
Naughty sometimes but you’ll know by heart his a good man…


Fun for me is being with you.
In every little thing you do;
Nice simple jokes we share;
Good memories are everywhere.
Every time you’re near, laughter is in the air.
Remembering you always for being a JOKER…

Puppy Love

Sweet smile of your is what I like
Often times I’ve told you, it’s not a lie.
No one can ever make me happy.
In my heart you will always be,
Coz you’re cute just like my puppy…