Funny Poems - Page 3

Computer Knows

As a programmer,I started creating my Girl,
Simple Smiley, hands with Bangles,Bindi on Forehead, long hair,
Oops! Computer displayed message.“Expired olden version, upgrade to Jeans”
Alas! Computer too knows.

Submitted by ravan.

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Who the Man?

Gorgeous, good looking, handsome man with oozing sex appeal
Like to chat and talk a lot about life and love life
Everything he does comes out naturally
Not a chance for a dull moment with him
Naughty sometimes but you’ll know by heart his a good man…

Submitted by Juneah Landicho.

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Fun for me is being with you.
In every little thing you do;
Nice simple jokes we share;
Good memories are everywhere.
Every time you’re near, laughter is in the air.
Remembering you always for being a JOKER…

Submitted by Juneah Landicho.

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Puppy Love

Sweet smile of your is what I like
Often times I’ve told you, it’s not a lie.
No one can ever make me happy.
In my heart you will always be,
Coz you’re cute just like my puppy…

Submitted by Juneah Landicho.

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