Yo Mama So Fat


Yo mama’s so fat, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a scale, and it said “One at a time please”

Yo mama’s so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said “To be continued”

Yo mama’s so fat, she has to put on her lipstick with a paint roller.

Yo mama’s so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing “We are Family”

Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on a gamecube, and made it a gameboy advance

Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat, people yell “taxi!”

Yo mama’s so fat, she had to iron her pants in the driveway.

Submitted by Katelyn.

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