A salesman for the local paper called on Riley the chemist.
“No way. I’ve been in business forty-one years and never spent a penny on advertising yet.”
“Really? Then you can tell me, what is that handsome building on the top of the hill?”
“That’s St Catherine’s church.”
“Been there long?”
“Over a hundred years.”
“They still ring the bell, don’t they?”
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