Cheesy Pickup Lines


Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
Damn, I thought “very-fine” only came in a bottle!
Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Didn’t I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I was just curious?Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Excuse me, I’m looking for a friend…do you want to be my friend?
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!
Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I’ve got a great stereo system at home!
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.So, would you smile for me?

Submitted by zanny.

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8 Responses on “Cheesy Pickup Lines”

hiren says:

Cool joke na

manoj singh says:

Nice

Satveer singh says:

Chak te ftte

Bunting kargbo says:

🙂

So nice says:

Very Beautiful

mee mee says:

If u want to smile, ,,,,come & read it

Sk md habib says:

Plz Like it.

sikandar says:

very nice

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