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Yo Mamma Jokes

Yo mama is so dark

Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent.

Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to keep from eating her fingers.

Submitted by ravi.

Yo mama is so hairy

Yo mama so hairy you almost died of rugburn at birth!

Yo mama so hairy she look like she got Buchwheat in a headlock.

Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

Submitted by ravi.

Yo Mama Jokes

o mama’s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Yo mama’s arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!

Yo mama’s mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo mama’s so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!

Yo mama’s so short she does backflips under the bed!

Yo mama’s so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!

Yo mama’s so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!

Yo mama’s so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

Yo mama’s so greasy companies buy their Oil from her!

Yo mama’s so flat she’s jealous of the wall!

Yo mama’s so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people’s fingers!

Yo mama’s so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!

Yo mama’s so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs!

Yo mama’s so bald you can see whats on her mind!

Submitted by ravi.

Yo mama is so old

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1!

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it.

Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Submitted by ajay.

Yo mama is so tall

Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

Yo mama so tall she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

Submitted by ajay.

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Yo mama is so lazy

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Submitted by ajay.

Yo! its fashion mummy

Maa: Beta, tu apne baal kyoon nahi katwaata? Pappu: Yo! its fashion mummy . . . . Maa: Wo to theek hai, par log teri beheno ko dekhne aate hain, aur tujhe pasand kar jaate hain..

Bunty On Phone

Bunty (On Phone): Maa, Khushkhabri Hai!
Maa: Bolo Beta.
Bunty : Hum, 2 Se 3 Ho Gaye.
Maa: Badhai Ho, Ladka Hua Ya Ladki.
Bunty : Na Ladka, Na Ladki. Maine Doosri Shaadi Karli.

yo mammas so fat

Yo mammas teeth r so yellow when she passed the traffic lights all the cars started slowing down.
-Dion

yo mammas so fat she saw a black buss with white people in it and thought it was an oreo.

Yo mammas so fat she saw a school buss with white kids in it and thought it was a twinky.

Submitted by sarah.

Yo Mama So Fat

Yo mama’s so fat, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama’s so fat, she stepped on a scale, and it said “One at a time please”

Yo mama’s so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it said “To be continued”

Yo mama’s so fat, she has to put on her lipstick with a paint roller.

Yo mama’s so fat, she jumped in the ocean and the whales started singing “We are Family”

Yo mama’s so fat, she sat on a gamecube, and made it a gameboy advance

Yo mama’s so fat, when she wears a yellow rain coat, people yell “taxi!”

Yo mama’s so fat, she had to iron her pants in the driveway.

Submitted by Katelyn.