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Women Jokes

Wo kya sahegi pyar ke dard ko.

Wo kya sahegi pyar ke dard ko.
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Kal activa se giri, ab tak ro rahi hai..

When a girl is in her Mayka

When a girl is in her Mayka, She stays like a RANI,
Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI kehlati hai,
Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI ban jaati hai,
Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai!!

Girls ki problem

Girls ki problem
Simple ladke pasand nahi,
Modern ladke sincere nahi,
Ranbir kapoor milta nahi,
aur
Main in chakkaro me padta nahi…..

Arz kiya hai

Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GDHA hai.

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai

Ladkiya paraya dhan hai, to ladke kya?

Nahi pata kya?
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Ek No. ke CHOR,
jinki nazar hamesha paraye dhan par hi lagi hoti hai.

When ever boys see a Beautiful Girl

When ever boys see a Beautiful Girl with

Cool Figure
Long Hair
Fair Complexion

They remind the Tata Sky slogan

Isko pata dala to life jhingalala.

GIRL

G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen
I:- Innocent
R:- Rone ki machine
L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?
1. I Love u.
2. Aapki kasam.
3. U r my 1st love.
4. Balance nahi hai.
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.
6. Parents sath mein hai.
7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

Several women appeared in court

Several women appeared in court,
each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived.
The judge called for orderly testimony.
“I’ll hear the oldest first,” .
The case was closed for lack of evidence.

Add Wife, Have Life

If you marry 1 woman,
She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.

Think different.
((Add wife, have life))