Women Jokes

When a girl is in her Mayka

When a girl is in her Mayka, She stays like a RANI,
Jab Shaadi hokar jati hai toh LAXMI kehlati hai,
Aur Sasural me Kaam Karte-Karte BAI ban jaati hai,
Is tarah Ladkiya RANI-LAXMI-BAI ban jati hai!!

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Arz kiya hai

Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GDHA hai.

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GIRL

G:- Ghomne phirne ki shokeen
I:- Innocent
R:- Rone ki machine
L:- Larko ki pocket khali karne wali.

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Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut

Ladkiyo ke 7 jhut?
1. I Love u.
2. Aapki kasam.
3. U r my 1st love.
4. Balance nahi hai.
5. Awaaz nahi aa rahi.
6. Parents sath mein hai.
7. Me tumhe hi yaad kar rahi thi.

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Several women appeared in court

Several women appeared in court,
each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived.
The judge called for orderly testimony.
“I’ll hear the oldest first,” .
The case was closed for lack of evidence.

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