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Every wife should understand one thing

Every wife should understand one thing: a dinner will taste better if she cooks it less frequently.

Got an e-mail today from a “bored housewife 33

Got an e-mail today from a “bored housewife 33, looking for some action!” I’ve sent her my ironing, that’ll keep her busy.

Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Ishu ki biwi ka rang bohut kala tha

Ishu ki biwi ka rang bohut kala tha,

Ek din biwi ne Orange Color ki Sari pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hu?

Ishu: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.

Wife: “How would you describe me?”

Wife: “How would you describe me?”

Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”

Wife: “What does that mean?”

Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable,
gorgeous, and hot.”

Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”

Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:

Year 1. Janu

Year 2. O G.

Year 3. Aaji, sunte ho?

Year 4. Arrey, O Bunty ke pappa

And then……

Year 5. Kahan maar gaye?

Year 6. Tum aate ho ke main aaon?

Add Wife, Have Life

If you marry 1 woman,
She will fight with you.

But, if you marry 2 women,
They will fight for you.

Think different.
((Add wife, have life))

It’s 5 O’ Clock, please get up

A husband and his funny wife were angry with each other and were not talking to each other.
Husband left a note on wife’s table that said: “Please awake me at 5 am tomorrow.”
Next morning, he awoke at 8 am and saw a note on his table: “It’s 5 O’ Clock, please get up

RULES In The House

RULES In The House
RULE#1 The wife is Always Right.
RULE#2 If the wife is wrong please: refer to RULE#1

Husband Makes A Call

A Husband makes a call To his wife from his idea phone.
He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it.
Both talked for long time and fell in love.
Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife.