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Teacher announced that “students, we will have only half a day

Teacher announced that “students, we will have only half a day of school in this morning.
All the students said “Yeahh”
Then the teacher said “We will have the other half this afternoon”!

Little Sam And Teacher

Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.
Teacher: Who is this?
Little Sam: This is my father speaking!

One day teacher asked Sam

One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.
Sam simply said that “No, he did it all by himself”!

Teacher said the students to convert the sentence

Teacher said the students to convert the sentence “I killed a person” into future tense.
Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is “u will go to jail”!

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809

Teacher asked the students to tell the importance of the year 1809.
John stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was born”
Then teacher again asked the students to tell the importance of another year 1819
Then Sam suddenly stand up and said “Abraham Lincoln was ten years old”!

Teacher asked the students

Teacher asked the students to tell the most common word used by students in a classroom.
Suddenly a student got up and said “Can’t Sir”!
Brilliant! You are right, the teacher said!

Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”

Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”
Student: “I is..”
Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am”
Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!

Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824

Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?
Sara: A Headache Madam.

Ek hi colour ka dress pehan kar hum sab lagte the kitne ache

Ek hi colour ka dress pehan kar hum sab lagte the kitne ache

School lagta tha poultry farm Aur hum sab murghi ke bache….

Mujhko samajh na aya aaj tak teacher ka ye funda..

Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..

A Girl Comes Late To Class

A girl comes late to class
Teacher: Why are You late ?
Girl: One boy was following me, sir.
Teacher: So, What?
Girl: That boy was walking very slowly.