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When is a field hockey player like a judge?

When is a field hockey player like a judge? When she sits on the bench.

What is common between a cricketer and a magician?

What is common between a cricketer and a magician?
Both do hattricks!

Why couldn’t Usain Bolt listen to any of the music?

Why couldn’t Usain Bolt listen to any of the music?
“Because he always breaks the record.”

Why didn’t Mr. khan’s dog play football?

Why didn’t Mr. khan’s dog play football?
Because it was a boxer

Which race has no running?

Which race has no running?
A swimming race.

What kind of tea do soccer players drink?

What kind of tea do soccer players drink?
PenalTEA

Which animal is the best hitter

Which animal is the best hitter of baseball?
The bat.

Why grasshopper not interested in football matches?

Why grasshopper not interested in football matches?
They prefer cricket matches.

Why the cricketer took a piece of rope while coming to the ground?

Why the cricketer took a piece of rope while coming to the ground?
Because he was the skipper of the team!

Why are soccer grounds odd?

Why are soccer grounds odd?
It is because you can sit in the stands, but cant stand in the sits!