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Zero is cool

Absolute zero is cool.

What do you call a microbiologist

What do you call a microbiologist that has traveled to every country in the world?
A man of many cultures.

Old chemistry teachers never die

Old chemistry teachers never die, they just fail to react

Where does bad light land?

Where does bad light land?
In Prism.

A neutrino walks into a bar

A neutrino walks into a bar. Bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind.” Neutrino replies, “Just passing through.”

I constantly push the envelope

I constantly push the envelope, but it stays stationary

The past, the present, and the future

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense

What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?

What did the nuclear physicist have for lunch?
Fission Chips.

I have a new theory

I have a new theory on inertia but it doesn’t seem to be gaining momentum.

A Higgs boson walks into a church

A Higgs boson walks into a church. The priest says, “Get out, you blasphemer. How dare you call yourself the ‘God particle’?” The Higgs boson replies: “But I make up the mass.”