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If homework goes too easy

If homework goes too easy you are doing it wrong.

To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school

To this day, the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. On the plus side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.

Teacher: Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign on the road.
Teacher: What type of sign?
Student: The sign that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”!

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?
Johnny: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Africa

Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.

Johnny asked to Sam what they will do that night.
Sam said “we will flip a coin”
Then Johnny said “If it comes head, we will go for movies. If tails, we will play cards, if it stands on edge, we will study”!

Lines by School boy…

Lines by School boy…

Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!! 🙂

All the best

*USA*
all the best or exam, Jon
thanks

*India*
Teeka laga!
dahi aur cheeni kha!
Nakal maarro!
Fail hua toh belt se pitai

Announcement in a SCHOOL:

Announcement in a SCHOOL:
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Students who’ve Parked their cycles in front of d Gate,
Plz move their cycles tothe Parking area!!
After 30 mins another

announcement: The 400 students who went to move 10
cycles plz come back to classes!

A girl comes late to class

A girl comes late to class

Teacher: Why ru late?

Girl: 1 boy was following me.

Teacher: so what?

Girl: d boy was walking very slowly!

Teacher to girl

Teacher to girl: how many planets r there?
Girl: Mars, Venus, Jupiter.
Teacher: Aur batao?
Girl : Bas sahab badiya, aap sunao!