Salesman Jokes - Page 2

Discouraged

A man went into a sporting goods shop. “You know all that expensive fishing tackle you sold me when I was in here last time?”

“Yes sir.”

“You know you told me it was well worth all the extra money because of all the fish I was going to catch with it?”

“Yes.”

“Well, would you mind telling me again? I’m getting discouraged.”

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A Telephone Salesman

A salesman telephoned a household, and a four-year-old boy answered. The conversation went thus:
Salesman: May I speak to your mother?
Boy: She’s not here.
Salesman: Well, is anyone else there?
Boy: My sister.
Salesman: O.K., fine. May I speak to her?
Boy: I guess so.
At this point there was a very long silence on the phone. Then:
Boy: Hello?
Salesman: It’s you. I thought you were going to call your sister.
Boy: I did. The trouble is, I can’t get her out of the playpen.

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Charity

Despite warnings from his guide, an American skiing in Switzerland got separated from his group and fell—uninjured— into a deep crevasse. Several hours later, a rescue party found the yawning pit, and to reassure the stranded skier, shouted down to him, ‘We’re from the Red Cross!”

‘Sorry,’ the imperturbable American echoed back, ‘I already gave at the office!’

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Dogs Don’t Like It

The entire North American sales force of Frisky Dog Food was gathered together for their national sales convention at Miami Beach. In the great auditorium the marketing director was giving a performance that any revivalist would have been proud of. Using the old pattern of call and response, he was really working up the spirits of his sales team.

“Who’s got the greatest dog food in North America?”

“We have!”

“And who’s got the greatest advertising campaigns?”

“We have!”

“Who’s got the most attractive packages?”

“We have!”

“Who’s got the biggest distribution?”

“WE HAVE!”

“Okay. So why aren’t we selling more of the product?”

One bold voice from the crowd replied:

“Because the damned dogs don’t like it.”

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