Pick Up Lines

Cheesy Pickup Lines

Are you busy tonight at 3:00 A.M.?
You’re so hot you would make the devil sweat.
You are the only reason why I came in here alone.
Damn, I thought “very-fine” only came in a bottle!
Hi, are you here to meet a nice man or will I do?
I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
Didn’t I used to always pull on your ponytail in grammar school?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.
Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?
I was just curious?Are you as good as all the guys say you are?
Excuse me, I’m looking for a friend…do you want to be my friend?
I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are!!
Do you like music? (Yes) Good, I’ve got a great stereo system at home!
I’m sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes] Take me home with you.
Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
Was you father an alien? Because there’s nothing else like you on earth!
Do you have the time? [Gives the time] No, the time to write down my number?
Can I borrow a quarter? [“What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
Congratulations! You’ve been voted “Most Beautiful Girl In This Room” and the grand prize is a night with me!
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile.So, would you smile for me?

Submitted by zanny.

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Engineering Pick-up Lines

* I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
* You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.
* Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.
* My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
* Let’s convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
* Wanna come back to my room? …and see my 1000 Mhz Pentium VII?
* How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
* You and I would add up better than a Riemann sum.
* You’re sweeter than glucose.
* We’re as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.
* Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me?
* Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?
* Your body has the nicest arc length I’ve ever seen.
* Isn’t your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com
* You’re hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!

Submitted by vijay.

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