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The best part about working in an office

The best part about working in an office is that if you ever forget that you got a haircut, someone will definitely point it out to you.

I always put in a full eight hours at work

I always put in a full eight hours at work. Spread out over the course of the week.

If something goes wrong at the office

If something goes wrong at the office, blame the guy who can’t speak English…

I Can’t Come

An employee calls his boss and tells “I cannot come to work today”
“Why not?” asks the boss.
“My wife is still on bed, she didn’t prepare breakfast and didn’t iron my clothes” the employee replies.
“That’s not an excuse” shouts the boss,
“Well you wake my wife and tell it to her” the employee replies

I Need 1000 Rupees

Employee: I forgot my purse at home, I need 1000 rupees urgently
Boss: I can understand your problem, take this 10 rupees go and get your purse!!

Bosses Versus Workers

When I take a long time, I am slow.
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.

When I don’t do it, I am lazy.
When my boss doesn’t do it, he’s too busy.

When I do it without being told, I’m trying to be smart.
When my boss does the same, that is initiative.

When I please my boss, that’s brown-nosing.
When my boss pleases his boss, that’s co-operating.

When I do good, my boss never remembers.
When I do wrong, he never forgets.

Submitted by Rohit.

Babblu Joined New Job

Babblu joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Babblu : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Arun Aur Boss

Arun – “sir ji, aap apni patni ko party mein kyunahi laate?” Boss – “woh gaon ki hai..” Arun – “Oh sorry, mujhe laga woh sirf aapki hai.

Manager: Do You Know Anything About This Fax-Machine?

Manager: Do you know anything about this fax-machine?

Staff: A little. What’s wrong sir?

Manager: Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.

Staff: How did you load the sheet?

Manager: I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.

FUNNY INTERVIEW

FUNNY INTERVIEW
Officer : What Is Your Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Tell Me Properly
Candidate : Mohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Father’s Name ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Manmohan Pal Sir
Officer : Your Native Place
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Is It Madhya Pradesh ?
Candidate : No, Munnur Pal Sir
Officer : What Is Your Qualification?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : (Angrily) What Is It ?
Candidate : Metric Pass
Officer : Why Do You Need A Job ?
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : And What Does That Mean ?
Candidate : Money Problem Sir
Officer : Describe Your Personality
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : Explain Yourself Clearly
Candidate : Mind-blowing Personality Sir
Officer : This Discussion Is Nowhere, You
May Go
Now
Candidate : M P. Sir
Officer : What Is It Now
Candidate : My Performance….?
Officer : Mp !!!
Candidate : What Is That Sir..?
Officer : Mentally Puncture.. …. :p 😀