Men Jokes

Reporter interviews a man

Reporter interviews a man: “Sir, you’ve lived next to this highway for 20 years, do you feel that it has somehow influenced you?”

The man: “NOOooooo, NOOoooo, NOOooo…”

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A cannibal is invited to a teambuilding week in the mountains

A cannibal is invited to a teambuilding week in the mountains.

The instructions say he can also bring one friend.

But when he arrives, he brings ten people. The organizer is shocked: “Come on Alan, what the heck, the invitation said you can only bring one person!”

“Yeah, but it also said bring your own food, didn’t it?!”

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Do You Know

Bantu : Do you know? I was stuck in an Elevator for 10 mins due to power failure
Bablu: You are so lucky! I was stuck on an Escalator for 30 mins due to power failure !

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Height Of Thinking

Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From ’Pre Nursery’ :'(

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Someone Was Irritating Me

Sonu: Someone was irritating me by sending dirty messages
Monu: What did you do?
Sonu: I changed my number and sent him message “Now you can’t send me message”

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I Lost My Purse Yesterday

Sonu: I lost my purse yesterday; there was 2000 rupees in it
Monu: Don’t lie there was only 1000, I counted when I went home!
Sonu: It’s not about the money, Find that person

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You Are A Cheater

Sonu and Monu went to a picnic and found that they forgot Pepsi at home
Sonu: Go and bring pepsi within an hour
Monu: If you promise me that you don’t eat Samosa then I go
Sonu: Ok
Sonu waited one hour, two hours, three and with hunger took a Samosa to eat in his hand
Monu jumped up from behind and said “I know what you are a cheater, thats why I didn’t go”

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