Marriage/Married Jokes

I will think about it

When a married man says- “I’ll think about it”,
What he really means that,
He doesn’t know his wife’s opinion yet

Height Of A True Bad Luck

Height of A True Bad Luck.
A Guy And A Girl Met Last Time For Their Break-Up..
Girls Father Caught Them.
Now They Are A Married Couple.

Taking Divorce For Special Reasons

Two MEN Talking:
Ist: I am getting married because I am tired of eating out, cleaning house & doing laundry
2nd: Strange, I am taking divorce for same reasons!

You Marry My Sister and I Will Marry your Sister

Two Guys Were Following Two Girls Both Girls Took Rakhi and Tied To Their Hands.

1st Guy To Second What Will We Do Now?
2nd Guy- You Marry My Sister, I Will Marry your Sister

Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess

One Wrong Move and You Are

Love Problems

Before marriage

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I’m not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!

After marriage .

Submitted by kanchan paliwal.

A Healthy Life

Grandpa John was celebrating his 100th birthday and everybody complimented him on how athletic and well-preserved he appeared. “Gentlemen, I will tell you the secret of my success,” he cackled. “I have been in the open air day after day for some 75 years now.”

The celebrants were impressed and asked how he managed to keep up his rigorous fitness regime.

“Well, you see my wife and I were married 75 years ago. On our wedding night, we made a solemn pledge. Whenever we had a fight, the one who was proved wrong would go outside and take a walk.”

Shaadi ke waqt

Teacher: Shaadi ke waqt
DULHE ko akele ghode par kyu bithaya jata hai..?

Student: Last warning di jati hai ki.

Abhi bhi waqt he
“Bhaag Jaa”

Arranged marriage Vs Love marriage

Arranged marriage is-
Like u r walking & unfortunately a snake bites u…&

Love marriage is-
Dancing in front of a cobra & say.
Kaat.. kaat.. kaat na. 😀

Marriage Tips

Marriage Tip:

If Wife Wants To Get Husband-s Attention,

Just Look Sad & Uncomfortable.

If Husband Wants To Get Wife-s Attention,

Just Look Comfortable & Happy……. 😀