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Love Jokes

I got lost in your eyes.

I got lost in your eyes. But I also get lost in most department stores, so I wouldn’t read too much into it.

Don’t be irreplaceable

Don’t be irreplaceable – if you cannot be replaced, you cannot be promoted.

Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas

Yesterday I learnt that 20 piranhas can strip all flesh off a man within 15 minutes.

Unfortunately, I also lost my job at the local swimming pool.

What do you get when you wake up

What do you get when you wake up on a workday and realize you ran out of coffee?

A depresso.

Heard you guys broke up

Me: Heard you guys broke up. Where is she now?
He: She moved on, and became an astronaut…
Me: ? He: Yes she wanted space. -,-

Submitted by Ankit kumar.

Lines by School boy…

Lines by School boy…

Love is when i walk to other side of classroom
to sharp my pencil, Just to See her..

N then realize that,
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Im holding a pen..!! 🙂

It was the night before Christmas

It was the night before Christmas, when all thru the abode
only one creature was stirring, and she was cleaning the commode.
The children were finally sleeping, all snug in their beds,
while visions of Nintendo and Barbie, flipped through their heads.

Innocent lines

Innocent lines by a True Lover :
Girl: Why do u always follow me around..?
Boy: Well..
bcoz wen i was a kid my mom told me to follow my dreams. 🙂

Lovely ans. by a lover

Lovely ans. by a lover

Girl: If ur mom & me fall in the water whom would u Save 1st?

Boy: I would jump into water to save my mom & die with U..!!

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,

Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum,

waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tum,

Dub kar jis me maar jau vo River ho tum,

phir bhi Mere jevan main forever ho tum…

wah wah wah wah !!!!!