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My daughter told me she wants to be a secret agent

My daughter told me she wants to be a secret agent. Based on that alone, I don’t think she’d be a good secret agent.

Kids, stay in school

Kids, stay in school and get a good degree so you can spend 40% of your life on conference calls.

Ek hi colour ka dress pehan kar hum sab lagte the kitne ache

Ek hi colour ka dress pehan kar hum sab lagte the kitne ache

School lagta tha poultry farm Aur hum sab murghi ke bache….

Mujhko samajh na aya aaj tak teacher ka ye funda..

Humein bana deti thi murgha or khud copy pe deti thi anda..

I Like Your Sister’s Baby

Dad asking his 3 Years son
You like brother baby or sister baby?
Son: I Like Your Sister’s baby!!
Rocking Generation……….

How much is 2 -2

Teacher: How much is 2-2
Junior Boy: I couldn’t understand Sir..!
Teacher: If you have two rotis and if you eat two rotis, what will you have?
Junior Boy: Curry Sir!

Father to Son

Father to Son:
Beta tum history mein fail kyu huye?
Son: Papa, Sabhi question us samay ke the
jab mai paida bhi nahi hua tha!

Long Hair

A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, “I’ll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut, then we will talk about it.”

A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said, “Son, I’m real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you’ve studied your Bible diligently, but you didn’t get hair cut!” The young man waited a moment and replied, “You know Dad, I’ve been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.” His father replied, “Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went!”

Submitted by rajat.

Caught Speeding

The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.

“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.

The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.

Submitted by rajat.

The Dumb Kid

One day a boy came home running while crying.His mother asked what happened why are you crying?
The boy said`I got punished for something I did not do’.
His mother said ‘That’s horrible.what did you not do’.
The boy in tears said`my homework’

Submitted by kakashi.

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy

Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz