Insult Jokes

Recharge Coupon

Baba ji ka mela laga hai
haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon
diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha
hai

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Customer And waiter

Customer: waiter aisi chai pilao
jisko pee kar tan man jhum
uthe aur badan nachne lage.
Waiter: sir humare yaha bhens
ka dudh aata hai, NAGIN ka
nahi…

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Dhoni’s MOTHER

Dhoni’s MOTHER:
Market se sabji le
aa..
Dhoni: Par Maa
match haar gaye
na, Toh log bahut gusse me hain! Mother: Meri sari
pehnkar jao,
Koi nhi
pehchanega.
Dhoni goes 2
mrket wearing sari. 1GIRL: Hi, Dhoni
hw r u?
Dhoni get shocked:
Apko kaise pata
chala? GIRL: Abbe! Mai
Yuvraj Singh hu.

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INSULT

INSULT 😛
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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;)
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Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..??
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort

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Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman

Boy: Hello, Pammi darling… kaisi ho?
Girl: Who’s this?
Boy: Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!
Girl: Tu Bunty hai na.
Boy: Yes; but how do you know ?
Girl: Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na.
Boy: Yes but how you know me??
Girl: Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na…..
Boy: Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata?
Girl: Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun!!
Tune ‘Pummi’ ko nahi, ‘Mummi’ ko phone lagaya hai!!

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