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Insult Jokes

Bhagwan teri umar lambi kare!

Bhagwan teri umar lambi kare!
bhagwan tujhe nokri de!
bhagwan tujhe khush rakhe!
bhagwan tujhe barkat de!
yaad ho gaya???? to chal katora utha aur shooru
ho ja.

Recharge Coupon

Baba ji ka mela laga hai
haridwar mein.
Prashad mein Recharge Coupon
diye jayenge.
Kisi aur ko mat batana.
Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha
hai

Customer And waiter

Customer: waiter aisi chai pilao
jisko pee kar tan man jhum
uthe aur badan nachne lage.
Waiter: sir humare yaha bhens
ka dudh aata hai, NAGIN ka
nahi…

Example of self insult

Example of self insult,

Boss (In Angry mood):
Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai kya ??

Boy (Nazre jhuka ke): Nahi,

Boss: Neeche kya dekh rahe ho,
Upar meri taraf dekho.

Sbko Btana Jruri Hai Kya

Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
Main Bevkuf!
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Aahista Bolo
Aawaj Yaha Tak Aa Rhi Hai.
Ab Ho To Ho
Sbko Btana Jruri Hai Kya.

Bhikari Car Me Bethi Madam Se

Bhikari Car Me Bethi Madam Se:
Madam, 10Rs De Do.
Madam: Ye Lo! Bhikari Jane
Laga.
Madam: Arey DUA to Do
Bhikari: Car Me To Bethi Ho,
Ab Kya road Pe Bethogi?

Dhoni’s MOTHER

Dhoni’s MOTHER:
Market se sabji le
aa..
Dhoni: Par Maa
match haar gaye
na, Toh log bahut gusse me hain! Mother: Meri sari
pehnkar jao,
Koi nhi
pehchanega.
Dhoni goes 2
mrket wearing sari. 1GIRL: Hi, Dhoni
hw r u?
Dhoni get shocked:
Apko kaise pata
chala? GIRL: Abbe! Mai
Yuvraj Singh hu.

INSULT

INSULT 😛
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Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In Your Heart..;)
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Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..??
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort

Sanjay Dutt Aur Jailer

In Jail:
Sanjay Dutt ” Jailer saab, muje fir se Bapu dikh rela hai”
Jailer “Kidhar”
Dutt “Wo udhar dhoti me”
Jailer “Abe Asaram hai wo”

Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman

Boy: Hello, Pammi darling… kaisi ho?
Girl: Who’s this?
Boy: Tera aashiq hun; jaaneman !!
Girl: Tu Bunty hai na.
Boy: Yes; but how do you know ?
Girl: Tu Bansilal ka beta hai na.
Boy: Yes but how you know me??
Girl: Tu Ramlal ka pota hai na…..
Boy: Yes !! but jaanu, tumhe ye sab kaise pata?
Girl: Bunty Haramkhor; kutte, mai teri Maa hun!!
Tune ‘Pummi’ ko nahi, ‘Mummi’ ko phone lagaya hai!!