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Husband Jokes

Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

Ishu ki biwi ka rang bohut kala tha

Ishu ki biwi ka rang bohut kala tha,

Ek din biwi ne Orange Color ki Sari pehni aur pucha: Kesi lag rahi hu?

Ishu: Aise jaise SURMEY ki Factory mein aag lagi ho.

Wife: “How would you describe me?”

Wife: “How would you describe me?”

Husband: “ABCDEFGHIJK.”

Wife: “What does that mean?”

Husband: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable,
gorgeous, and hot.”

Wife: “Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?”

Husband: “I’m just kidding!”

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:

How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:

Year 1. Janu

Year 2. O G.

Year 3. Aaji, sunte ho?

Year 4. Arrey, O Bunty ke pappa

And then……

Year 5. Kahan maar gaye?

Year 6. Tum aate ho ke main aaon?

It’s 5 O’ Clock, please get up

A husband and his funny wife were angry with each other and were not talking to each other.
Husband left a note on wife’s table that said: “Please awake me at 5 am tomorrow.”
Next morning, he awoke at 8 am and saw a note on his table: “It’s 5 O’ Clock, please get up

Husband Makes A Call

A Husband makes a call To his wife from his idea phone.
He dials wrong number. Another woman picks it.
Both talked for long time and fell in love.
Moral of the story: An idea can change your wife.

My TV Not Working!

A Poor husband tells his friend “My 28 inches TV is not working since my wife left me”.

Amazed friend asks “Oh no, but how your TV not working is related to your wife?”

“Well my TV used to be 56 inches, but my wife wanted half of everything!!” replies the sad husband.

I Am Missing My Friend

Husband: My Wife ran away with my friend
Friend: Then you must be very depressed
Husband: Yes, I am missing my Friend a Lot

Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.

Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi. Wah! Kia Larki thee!

Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?

Husband: Tum ko kese pata?

Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!

Ek Admi Apne Biwi Ke Har Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha

Ek Admi Apne Biwi Ke Har Kam Me Nuks Nikalta Tha
Aagr Wo Anda Boil Kar Deti To Kehta Ke Fry Karna Tha
Aagr Fry Karti To Kehta Ke Boil Karna Tha
Ek Din Biwi Ne Dono Bana diya
Pehle To Wo Dono Ando Ko Gaur Say Dekhta Raha
Phir Kehne Laga ..
“Tumhe Akal Kab ayegi.. Jis Anday Ko Fry Karna Tha Us Ko Boil Kar Dia Aur Jis Ko
Boil Karna Tha UsKo Fry….